Behold, The Iliad!

*This is a compilation of my visits over the past 30 days. Some days and some evenings.



Ok here we go. You’ve all read about the bricks, the fees and the gps coordinates… Let’s get down to brass tacks. This is the best club in Providence. Yes there are some fatties… but some guys like that. Yes there are some women here who look like truck stop gutter sluts tattooed by a metal head in junior high school. But the club has some really gorgeous and talented women here who are a lot of fun. There are a few to avoid but this is no clip joint either. This is a regulars club and there’s a reason for that. There are some great women here that keep men coming back and not bothering as much with the other clubs.

One of the reasons that things work so well here is the staff. Bouncers like Matt and Anthony are great people. So great that if you accidentally overpay them with a hundred instead of a twenty they will tell you and hand it back. They tend to hire nice people. The cocktail waitresses are nice little snacks too. This is a place I would feel comfortable bringing a girlfriend to.