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Rejected Review

Stepford Wife moment.

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club
972 U.S. 9 Parlin, NJ 08859
This is one of my three favorite clubs in Phoneix (the other two being Hi Liter and Christy's Cabaret Tempe). Summary for newbies and out of towners (regulars please skip the next paragraph). This is one of the classiest strip clubs in Phoenix with some of the hottest women working. There are two small stages (if there are more, I didn't see them). I normally go during off-peak hours, lol (not late night) so never have an issue of grabbing a table by the stage where I can tip. No cover during the day (not sure what time cover starts, I'm guessing 7pm? Locals please help). No pat down or ID check (at least never for me in a dozen or so visits). You do have to buy a drink, though I never had to buy more than one. Bud was $6 bottle or $4 draft (could believe $4 beer in a strip club, but yet, Monday early afternoon it was only $4). Friendly service from attractive young waitress. No restroom troll during the day. The restroom is right by the entrance. As you walk in, the bar is to the right, the restroom is to the left (by the wall), VIP room is in the back (where you get your $20 private dances). They also have "private private rooms" whatever they are called where you purchase blocks of time. I've never done that, neither do I plan to. No clue what the pricing is on those, I believe it's astronomical and not worth it. I come here to watch hot chicks on stage and get good $20 private dances in the "normal" VIP room. The VIP room is just a bunch of large armchairs, fairly open to each other, you see everyone as you walk in and out, minimal privacy as you are sitting in the chair. Extras are probaby possible with the right girl (they know how to do that) but I've never gotten any at this club and don't believe they are common or possible they don't exist in the club at all. I think it's a hard club to get a job at and I wouldn't be surprised if girls would be afraid to play even if they are so inclined. (Please PM if you have any good intel, always appreciated). Girls are hot, mix of nationalities (whites, latinas, blacks, asians) and a mix of natural and/or silicon. Mostly hot, mostly nice though some do look put out. Anyway, nice place to grab a beer and watch some hoties, grab some titties in the back VIP room and get a good grind. If you are LDK, good place to come. Oh year, nice large free parking lot. This particular visit I got here early Friday evening (or late Friday afternoon, whatever it was), I guess about 4pm or so. Went in, no cover. Grabbed a table by one of the two small stages they had going. Girls were doing a rotation of 1 song per stage and the circulating with patrons. There was a hottie on the stage as I sat down (9 or 10), unfortunately didn't see her again. HUGE number of dancers that night. I'd say at least 20, as I sat there for an hour and didn't see any repeat. Mostly 7-8 out of 10 girls though, not too many (not any?) 9s or 10s at that time. I never finished watching the rotation. As someone mentioned, they go in alphabetical order, which is funny. You will have "Alena, Athina, Aphrodite, Anna, ..." etc, then the B names start, etc. I didn't keep mental notes on the girls, way too many to remember. As I said, most (all?) were attractive enough to get a dance from, but I normally wait for a 9 or a 10 to shell out my hard earned dollaz. One black girl acted very put out and borderline rude (especially her tone), one Hispanic chick got very gready (I was a row away from the stage for a sec sipping my beer, not at the stage/"tipping rail") and she stopps and yelled at me "where is your wallet need some dollars!" Not in a rude way, but still, WTF. I dug in my pocket and gave her a single dollar bill without a smile. Wanted to see if she was gonna call me a cheap fuck or what not, but she bit her tongue, smiled and said thank you. The rest of the girls were "normal", friendly to various degrees and flirtations to various degrees. CHERRY I didn't have a tone of time to spend in the club that day (or that trip), so I started looking around the room for better prospects (normally I can spot a 10 on stage at Burbon Street pretty quick, but not this trip). Saw a Stepford Wife/Bionic Woman - beautiful spinner with perfect place and nicely done (likely fake) boobs. Strawberry blonde if I remember right. She was circulating, looking for a victim/prey to pounce on. I volunteered, and she pounced. Took me to the back. Chatted for a sec waiting for a partial song to end (nice). She was friendly and reasonbly easy to talk to. Started on the next song. Her amazing tatas came out and access was given. She didn't quite let me lick or suck on those beauties, but touching was fair game. I never try for FIV in this club (maybe would if I had a regular), everything else seemed fine. The dance was great, nice grind, etc. Not the most sensual, but energetic and proper grinding technique to keep my little friend at attention. Unfortunately she got called to do a stage. I paid her and asked if we can play more after her stages. She said "of course". Went to watch her stages (which were nice, no pole work or anything, but she's a perfect 10 for me, as in "Weird Science" geek-desigined perfect woman chick, so I certainly enjoyed watching her on stage. Tipped her of course. After her second stage she asked if I still wanted to go back for more dances. Sure I did. To the back we went. The song was just starting. I wasn't sure if she was going to count it or not, and would've been fine either way. However she didn't count it. It appears she was done with small talk so she just literally laid down on top of me and hugged me. Didn't exactly dance, but her lovely breasts were almost smothering me, and I was rubber her perfect butt and legs, so it was a great warm-up dance/moment for me. Not talking at all was a bit weird, and I was never quite sure if we were doing a dance or waiting, but whatever. Anyway, on the next song she jumped up and started a proper dance (lovely). As good as the first one. We went on for three more dances. Her grind was pretty intense and her looks are a perfect 10 for me, but I actually had to stop after those three. It was good, because she all of a sudden told me at the very end of the third dance that her nipples were really sensitive and it was painful how I was rubbing them. WTF, she didn't give any indication of discomfort before and yeah, they were perfect, so I may have gotten carried away a bit, but it was just light rubbing, not sqeezing or pinching. I have been with a couple of girls that also said their nipples were very sensitive, so I guess I understand. I wish she had a way to let me know gently to ease up a bit instead of blurting it the way she did. She didn't say it in a rude way, just more of a "matter of fact" "you are stepping on my foot" way, so it didn't offend me. but did take me aback a bit. So - note to you guys, if you play with Cherry go easy on her nipples. I guess it might be equivalent of a dry handjob for her (had one of those once and that hurt as fuck), so I can sympasize. Anyway, one way or the other I was all done for the day, happy to get on with my day, and the little "nipple rubbing" incident didn't affect me too much. I paid her $60 for the three dances she did (not counting the silent embrace one) and she seemed happy enough. Would I repeat? Maybe. She was nice and friendly enough. Looks-wise - perfect 10 for me. Stepford Wife. La Machina. Life-size sex toy you wish you had. Pleasant and friendly (again, Stepford Wife experience). Very nice grind (she is a pro and will get you where you want to go). No stick shifting or anything approaching extras (if you are looking for that, I'm not). I would most def be careful of playing with her nipples. I would still repeat. Hope she's not offended by all the objectifying if she's reading the review. (I had lovely time with your Cherry if you are reading it, sorry about insensitive male bullshit talk). Too many dancers are reading our boards this days (which is fine I guess, just don't want them to be offended by brutal honesty).