Fun time in Cocoa Beach

Fairly small place with one small stage and two poles, about 4-5 seats neat the stage itself. There's a few VIP booths in the back as well as some reserved tables on the sides. Very large bar that is in the middle of the venue that probably takes up about half the space inside. Bathrooms were clean, however, the faucets were not working and the sinks were closed off which is a bit gross. On the bright side there was no one working in the bathroom collecting tips for paper towels (it just makes me feel a bit uncomfortable sometimes). Music and lighting was about average as far a strip clubs go, it wasn't too loud that you couldn't have a conversation, but it wasn't quiet either. Bouncers were respectful and helpful and while they did have to intervene with a patron while I was there, it seemed very warranted.

Keep in mind it was a Wednesday night so it probably isn't the busiest time of the week, but there weren't many dancers (or patrons). I'd say probably around 15 dancers. Most of the dancers were black or Hispanic from what I could tell with a couple white girls. While most of the girls had really nice bodies, I did not find many of them to be attractive partially because I prefer white women, but also because many of them had large tattoos and/or facial piercings (nose, lip, eyebrow, etc.) which are a bit of a turnoff for me. There were also a few women that were a bit fat in my opinion. I would say that out of all the women there, there was only 1 that I really wanted to have a dance from and about 2-3 that I would have gotten a dance from if I had a few more drinks. Only a couple of the girls came up to talk and eventually the one girl that I was eyeing up all night came up to me at the end of the night. I'm sure there would have been more variety and more attractive women on a weekend, but this is how it went on a Wednesday.

Now where this club shines is the price. $5 drinks, I believe it was "royal Wednesday" where crown royal was $5, but I think they said well liquor and beers are usually the same. Needless to say I was sipping on crown and coke the whole night. Dances weren't bad either. It was $20 for a song, which nowadays $30-40 seems to be the norm. Dances are full contact and the dancer let us touch her breasts and butt, however, it is only a topless dance. The dancers on stage usually are up for 3 songs and do not start taking their tops off until their last song, and that is only topless as well.