Freak Show
I popped in here at 12:30 on Saturday and wow, old, fat, ugly lineup. All Latina. There were only two girls that looked younger than 30. One of those was well into bbw range the other was a cute 7+. Most of the women here were heavy heavy. Lots were looking 40+ yrs old. I don’t like skinny and prefer thick but most here were beyond thick. I don’t like the teenage barely legal look either, I prefer a milf, but still, there are limits…
I got propositioned the minute I sat down and one mami was stick shifting over the pants shamelessly while I’m sitting there at the bench, with zero encouragement, not even hiding it under a table. I kept taking her hand off my junk. The woman actually said “wow you look clean, let’s go to vip.” I couldn’t help but picture her with every homeless bum on the curb in her mouth.
Another one came up and was chattering in my ear about nonsense for three minutes and then stopped abruptly and said “if you think I talk too much, take me to vip and put your dick in my mouth to shut me up. Just kidding… but no really… I’ll suck your dick.” And then cackled wildly at her own joke.
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