VIP welcome, PL experience

It’s been years since I’ve visited the world famous Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas and quite a few things have changed.

Admission is listed as $43.60 from 6 pm to 10 am, which makes sense for the space you’re walking into. Spearmint Rhino as a whole is known for dark woods and old school brocade fabric loungers at most of their locations and the Las Vegas club is their flagship.

As befitting the lush settings, the moment you pay admission and get walked in you are greeted by a host who immediately pairs you with 2, sometimes 3 or 4 girls. While this seems like a fine way to get welcomed into the premium SR experience, don’t be fooled: all of the girls are seasoned hustlers whose attention is firmly fixed on their cell phones unless you demonstrate visible intent to spend money and spend money fast. Unfortunately, most of the dancers assigned to me weren’t my type and the one who was could barely understand English. Que lastima.