Bonkers Saloon
5716 County Rd R Manitowoc, WI 54220

Always a Crapshoot

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Sinz
Apr 2, 2024, 10:03 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Club is located just a 3 or 4 minutes from an I-43 off-ramp. I stopped in on a Thursday evening around 7:30. You can enter in the front off of the street or from the back gravel parking lot and they never charge a cover. The place is a dive, but it is a big and clean'ish dive. Large U-shaped bar with tables and chairs scattered around the large, elevated stage. The names of the dancers working that night are listed on dry erase boards on either end of the bar. If the name has a heart drawn after it, that means the dancer isn't 21 and can't drink. Dancers pick songs from the jukebox and follow the order listed on the signs, there is no DJ. There are quite a few locals who stop in, including females, and they sometimes distract the girls and keep them from circulating.

The quality and quantity of the girls varies wildly from night to night. This place is the epitome of Hit or Miss - you can stop in on a Wednesday and there will be 22 girls working but stop in the next day and there will only be 12. On this night there were 18 dancers, three were Hispanic, four were White and the remaining 11 were AA. Sizes and body types ranged from very thin to "she should find another profession". Some nights there will be some surprisingly attractive dancers working here, but like many strip clubs, you can't count on them working a consistent schedule. Most dancers are not shy at all and will walk up to you and usually start running their hands all over you. There is no tip walk here after each girl finishes her stage set, which is both a good and bad thing since some dancers get hung up with regulars and it can be hard to get their attention other than tipping at the stage so having the typical Wisconsin tip walk would give you a chance to talk to them and make sure they come back and see you. Quite a few of the dancers travel a significant distance to work here. Some travel back & forth each day while others stay in Manitowoc hotels, which opens up OTC opportunities.

 

Lap dances are $120 for 3 songs so almost everyone instead does VIP dances instead. These cost $160 for 15 minutes, $180 for 30 minutes or $300 for 60 minutes. These are all done in a booth with three walls, not sure if they have curtains or not. For an additional $100 you can upgrade to a private room with a door. The rooms are surprisingly big and have a couch and a chair and a table or two. Most of the girls are exceptionally open-minded and are more than willing to please. After several recent trips ended up being duds, I spent several hours on this visit, it wasn't a wasted trip by any means.

 

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