Man, this place is the best...

...of the worst. Let me explain, if you're looking for upscale, Vegas quality, move along and cross into Philadelphia on a weekend night. But maybe it's actually a weekday afternoon, you're in the armpit of South Jersey, and you have an itch for old Times Square sleeze of the 90's. Guess what? You're in luck!

Yep, good old fashioned Booth Girls. Look at them through the glass. Find one interesting? Walk around the back, pop into a booth on the back of hers, pop a dollar in the slot, and the steel curtain rises. You have still glass between you, but now there's a phone (careful with that one, germaphobes...) Chat a minute, and suggest continuing your "chat" in one of the "lounge rooms", which each have a wooden bench and a folding chair. Remember to stop at the friendly attendant and tell him which girl you want to woo. He'll collect an initial $60.

Your fair maiden should have a beach towel or something washable to place on the bench. You now have the three basic levels of service available for a typically standard $60/$80/$100 (try not to pay more, though you may get a negotiator.)