Wild, dirty and tons of fun

After a long day driving and with nothing to do at my hotel, I figured I'd head over to the closest strip club I could find - I wasn't expecting much, and when I got there I was expecting even less. It's a small place, out of the way on a dark country road. When you go in and pay the 7$ cover, there's a bar immediately on your right selling cheap 5$ beer. On your left, the stage is at the same level as the front door, and you go down a couple steps into a pit so you can look up at the stage. Usually when I go to a club, I like to sit somewhere out of the way in the back row and scope out my options first, but that isn't really possible here - the only seats are either at the bar or right up front by the stage. This is not a classy establishment - it's seedy and scuzzy and raunchy, which was just what I was looking for.

When I got there, the place was mostly empty, but the girl on stage was dancing her ass off all while still carrying on a conversation with a couple other dancers sitting in the pit and cheering her on. There weren't too many dancers there, but they all seemed very friendly, down to earth, clearly enjoying themselves - the kind of girl-next-door types you'd expect to see in a country bar.

As soon as the dancer on stage finished, she headed straight over, since I was clearly the only potential customer there. We chatted for a few minutes and then she asked if I was interested in some private dances - they had regular dances as well as bed dances, where you lie flat on a very sketchy bed and the dancer grinds on top of you. There was an extra $20 cover charge for the bed dances. The fact that she'd been so enthusiastic dancing for an almost empty room made me curious how wild she'd be with some real motivation, so I went for the bed dances, and it was definitely worth it. Absolutely wild, almost unhinged energy, no limits - I just held on and let her go nuts, and enjoyed every second of it. All in all, I spent probably just over $100 for the cover, beer and dances, and gave a generous tip for her enthusiasm.