I arrived at the club at...

I arrived at the club at 8:20PM, Tuesday evening on January 30, 2007. Upon entering ID was requested. I provided my retired military ID card with picture and date of birth. The doorman, after looking at it, handed it back, saying he couldn't take that as ID! This was the first time my U.S. Government issued ID failed in ANY establishment in the United States of America! So, I provided him with my Tennessee drivers license which had my date of birth but no photo. He excepted that, with a very perplexing look on his face. This should give you some idea of the mentality of security people working in strip clubs! Fortunately, the rest of my visit improved.

I went to the bar and ordered a $4.50 longneck. I noticed about 15 other customers and about 8 dancers, ranging in appearance from 7 to 9. A few minutes later, a dancer approached me and asked if I would like a dance. Strike one on her. Never ask me for a dance within 5 minutes of my arrival. My dick was still shriveled up from the damn coldness outside. Another dancer approached me and asked if I would like some company. BINGO, that is a much better approach. Her name was Zoey, rating in at 7.5, 28 years old, black shoulder length hair, natural 34C breasts, but too many tattoos. After talking for about 10 minutes, I suggested me ajourn to the couches situated along side the back wall for more comfort. I ordered Zoey a $10 dancer drink without being asked. We talked for about another 15 minutes.

At 9:00PM, the DJ announced the hourly 2 for 1 LD specials in the VIP room for $40. This was not a bad price, as the regular LD price is $35 for one. We went back to one of the two curtained off dance cubicles, which provided pretty good privacy. Zoey, going topless, provided mild grinding, doing some Stevies, and some accidental touching on the outside of the trousers. I mentioned the word "accidental" because Columbus is still real strict on their touching laws. After the dances, we ajourned back to our couch. Zoey got up and went on stage to do her two song set dances, and I departed the club shortly afterward at 9:20PM, spending $72.