Expensive VIP, Meh Experience

First things first. Mandatory valet if you want to park in the lot or you can park on the street. They have $5, $10 and $25, with the higher options being closer to the entrance. I just went with $5. As I entered quarter before 7, there was no one to collect cover. Walked inside and a bouncer found me and asked for ID. IDs are not scanned which is a good thing.

Went to a clean empty restroom to get ready for some action. Only 3 other PLs and probably equal number of girls. I think stage had not started yet.I sat at the bar and got a Corona and passed a $10 bill and was surprised to get 9 singles in return. I thought she miscalculated or something but turns out they run their $1 u-call-it specials between 7 and 8 when all drinks including beer and cocktails are just $1!!

While I was sipping my beer more girls started coming in and I was approached by a couple but I passed on them as they were not my type. I then found a petite Hispanic who I thought was cute. I bought her a drink, which was again only $1 and after some small talk, off we went to the common lap dance area. This area has been described tons of times but for first time readers - there is no privacy whatsoever and bouncers roaming around.

Lap dances are $20 topless and $30 nude. Seasoned PK patrons know how you have to be discrete with touching here otherwise the bouncer will call you out. And in this case the girl herself said I can touch her boobs only in VIP and also promised a ‘special’ experience there. Did a rookie mistake for not clarifying what she meant by ‘special’. VIP was $300 for 15 min - $225 for her and $75 for the room which would include a bottle of champagne. I agreed without negotiation as I let the man in my pants make the decision.

So off we went to VIP which is up the stairs at the far end. Its not exactly a room but more of a longish booth with a couch that can easily fit 4. The booth is then closed with a curtain. Tipped both the waitress and the bouncer $20 each, which in my mind was for privacy and we were left alone as expected. But the dance itself was one of the most mediocre that I have experienced in recent memory. Just simple grinding and absolutely no contact initiated from her side. I had massive buyer’s remorse with this one.