This review is for the Tattletales in White Haven, PA. You know, It's quite ironic the name of this "gentleman's" club is Tattletales, being that it's foundation has been built on secrets rather than revelations of all the dirty little realities that literally fester within its walls. More specifically, the fact that it's crawling with toxic mold and feces-riddled walls, ceilings and floors.
Yum.
If you're allergic to mold (or ebola lol) you should consider staying as faaaaaaar away from this dump as possible. Pipes bursting (and, yes, sewage pipes included) and portions of the roof collapsing. They've had poop floods of biblical proportions at this place that you can never unsee (or unsmell).
The dancers' dressing room is a health hazard (no exaggeration). The sewer gas fumes are SO unbelievably strong in there that the girls suffer from nausea, dizziness and blurry vision if they are forced to remain there for any considerable amount of time.
The level of toxic mold in this place is off the charts due to improper cleanup after each flood that occurs here on a regular basis. I have allergies and asthma and after literally FIVE minutes in this place, I'm wheezing, gasping and digging for my inhaler.
The dancers, bartenders, bouncers and other staff members deserve, at the very least, a health-hazard-free environment in which to work. Just because someone works in an "adult industry type" business doesn't mean that it's not a legitimate job or that they are not deserving of the same respect and basic health and safety standards that other "normal" businesses provide for their staff.
And, I'm not just speaking on behalf of the staff here... but also the customers. You are paying a cover charge to enter, paying the dancers, and buying drinks.... so, you should at the VERY LEAST not have to worry that after spending $100+ of your hard-earned money here, you may or may not develop a deadly fungus in your lungs or contract some sort of fecal bacteria infection that eats a hole in your face where your nose used to be (although, the upside of this would be not having to endure the rancid shit gas smell on your next visit).
Many articles posted here - in my opinion - are for the sole purpose of shaming, ridiculing, bullying or trashing the dancers at certain establishments, bitching about how management runs a club, complaining that you have to pay too much for a lap dance that only lasted three minutes, blah blah blah. Whatever floats your boat. But this article is being written solely in an effort to warn the staff, dancers and customers at this moldy poop pit that their health, well being ... and quite possibly their lives.... are being placed into jeopardy simply by walking through the front door and into this hazardous slop shack.
It really should be condemned. Flattened completely to its foundation. All surrounding soil professionally disinfected and then rebuild the properly with all required safety and health protocols in place.
Hey... a girl can dream, right?
In the meantime, my advice for you is to choose a different titty ogling destination that won't ultimately wind up landing you in the hospital.... or the morgue.
Happy hunting!
