Got what I deserved at chica's

Rolling into chicas on a Saturday night around 11pm with 2 other buddies. Took an uber since parking lot is small. The place over is small as well and right off IH35 in downtown Austin. It has the feel of a old restaurant they converted into strip club. Fair warning, this place is the dive of dives. The chairs are not comfortable, the vip cushions are worn out and the place is dirty with sticky floors. If you want nice clubs look else where.

The manager and front door girl greated us and we paid our $15 cover. They warned us of the empending swarm this place is known for. We walked in and it didn't happen. We all had about a 45 min uber drive so we hit the head to take a piss. The bathroom is completely disgusting and wouldn't recommend. The second we walked out of the bath room the swarm hit us. Each of us had 2 Cubans upon us immediately. Best description isnthey were molesting and forcing there way on us with "baby dance, extra massage, good time, come on baby." I went to the bar to escape to grab a drink but they followed. Interesting experience trying to get a drink while a cuban girl has her hand down your shorts in the middle of the room.

Back to the basics. You walk in and the bar is to your right which is surrounded by an armed guard of scantily clad women. Mixed drinks are $13 a peice. There is a large stage across from the bar with a small satellite stage in the middle. There are random old restaurant tables and chairs about the place. Along the wall is a section for VIP dances. You have about a 48 in cushion (if your lucky its got some pleather left on it) with head hight particians on both sides. There is no privacy but know one cares. There is a security guy at the start of the VIP keeping a semi eye on everything but by 1AM he was gone.