Boooooooooo!!!!!

Ok man, I pulled up here at 2:45 pm on a Saturday and there were almost no cars in the lot. Shoulda known them to leave. Got charged 10 dollars to park. Might’ve been scammed. No pat down!!!! Epic fail!!!

The club is pretty big which made the rest of this story sadder. The bar is at the far end of the club from the entrance with big TVs and the bathroom is to the right of the bar. There are booths to the left as you enter. Looks can be a lie.

I did not smell smoke but there were only 4 customers in a pretty big room so hey. There were 4 dancers there, the 2 cute ones are tied up and then other 2 look like the dumpy chick working in accounts receivable asking about who’s single in the office all the time. No no no. I got one coke and tipped forlorn looking bartender because that shit was sad. I was out 5 bucks with the tip. The place looked nice. The dances are 10 bucks but I didn’t get one. I used the large clean bathroom and cut my losses. Not a dayshift club!!!! Might pick up later but it was Saturday! I can’t see going back at all.