UHM Hang Out!

First let me say I'm glad I don't live in Dallas anymore. If I did I'd be broke. This place is my ATF club of anywhere in the US.

Expectations are always in order. First, I never anticipate anything higher than an 8 here and you might have to be patient to find one to your liking. Second, no one speaks English very well. These are all latin ladies (Cuban mostly) and most appear to be FOTB. Next, you can't be shy. The girls here are frisky, bold, and there isn't much privacy to speak of. Lastly, if you do find something of you're liking you're always going to want to come back. It's an amazing extras experience!

My visit took place on a Friday afternoon a few weeks ago, maybe a little before happy hour. Admission was only $5 and I gave the girl a few bucks for a tip. Coors Light was also $5 plus tip. When you enter you'll immediately be noticed. This time of day there were very few PLs and maybe 8-10 dancers in total. I visited the men's room first then found a spot close to the bar near one of the small stages. No one ended up dancing on either of the two smaller stages on this visit, only the main one. I like the small stages as most of the girls will get squat down and grind on you really nicely for a few bucks tip. Some will let you pull their hair and play along like it's a little doggie style preview of what's easy to attain here.