Dead, but one hot girl

Was in Chicago for a business trip and thought I’d try this place out to relax before my flight the next morning. I have seen Cristina Villegas YouTube videos and wondered how it actually was. Well, I can hardly believe this place is profitable given how dead it was.

6pm I arrive, bouncer is friendly, didn’t card me or charge a cover. Long hallway and dark. The whole place was very dark except the bar area. Huge main area with stage, tables, and booths. However…. Not a single person, girl or customer, out there. I was shocked. I thought it might have just opened, but apparently they open at 12 noon. Well, after walking through the main area I saw the bar and sat down. Beautiful Latina bartender named Lucy. Corona was 7$. There was one guy at the bar and one playing slots near the bar, but no girls. I ask Lucy when the girls arrive and she said they are all in the back.

Sure enough, a girl comes out and sits next to me. Beautiful Russian girl named Alexa (or maybe Alexis). Blonde and natural body. She accepted a drink and we chatted for a few minutes. She asked if I wanted a dance. Another girl walked out and started chatting with the slots player. Huge fake boobs, not my type physically but she sounded fun. Accepted the dance with Alexa. She had a 10/10 body but seemed bored giving the dance. She was okay with me touching her, but not boobs or crotch. Dances were 20$. She offered me champagne room but the prices were insane (300$ for 15 min) so I declined. Don’t usually go for extras so I didn’t ask about that. But based on how uptight she was during the dances I don’t think she’s the type.