Déjà Vu Kalamazoo
1336 Ravine Rd Kalamazoo, MI 49004

Hot friendly girls, smelly bathrooms, and questionable prices

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LincolnTownsBar
Feb 2, 2024, 12:13 PM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

This was my first time here in about 3 years, I went with a small group for my friends birthday. I was admittedly pretty buzzed by the time we got there so I can’t remember the door price 100% but if I recall correctly it was around $25. After paying and getting lightly patted down by a bouncer we entered the main area to see a medium crowd and about 15-20 dancers. The main club was clean but the men’s bathroom stank, I don’t have high standards when it comes to stripclub bathrooms, but damn my eyes were watering when I made the mistake of wandering in for a piss.

 

There is a main heart-shaped stage with two spinning poles and one non-spinning pole. In addition to the main stage, there are two smaller circle stages on either side of the room. My group decided to sit by the smaller stage farthest from the men’s room. A myriad of girls stopped by to dance on our stage, all very friendly and easy on the eyes. My fav was a light skinned black girl, I can’t remember her name but she looked like she lived in the gym, yet still had ass and tits which many gym girls lose.

 

I decided to take her back for a dance and didn’t have to walk far for that as the dance booths are right next to the left of the main stage. I was dismayed to learn that the prices have increased since the last time I was here, they are now $40 for one or 3 for $100, but I don’t have the chance to go to the club that often so I decided to treat myself to the 3 for $100. This girl was damn good at her job (albeit played it very safe, citing not wanting to get in trouble) and let my grab on her boobs and ass during all three dances. She did her best to pitch me for VIP and if I had that kind of cash I would, but I’m not made of money and had to turn her down. She was disappointed but still polite and even said goodbye and hugged me before my group and I left.

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