Better than I expected

I always hear about how small this place is. So I've been putting off going. Since I didn't feel like standing around looking like a even bigger loser than I already am.

So it's Sunday and I have Monday off. I was in the area with my Uncle. Old man said he wanted to check this place out. I cave. We get in and there is only like 8 customers. I could tell on a busy night this could be an issue.

My Uncle sits down and I get us drinks (I think there was a required drink purchase). By the time I get back he is nowhere to be found. He comes back three songs later with a grin from ear to ear. I give him some shit for being impatient and he laughs it off. I go use the bathroom and he is gone again. This time like 20 minutes go by and he comes back walking slow, with a girl helping him to his seat. She was a thick Latina that was as nice as could be. She wore him out and was concerned for him (my Uncle is in his 70s). I want to say her stage name was Obsession? He tells me he had such a good time with her that he can die a happy man. Wouldn't go into detail.