Always reliable, always a good time.

This place has been a go-to of mine for years for day drinking and some fun in the LD room. It's on a main road in Bloomfield but you wouldn't know it was there unless you were looking for it. The bar area when you walk in (from the front door) is long and narrow with a pole/dance platform splitting the bar in half. Past the bar the room opens up into a seating area with tables/chairs, more TV's and a couple of couches which never gets used unless one of the girls is taking a break to eat or catch up on her phone. Through that back area is the LD room which is all open but spacious with 4 big chairs (2 on each side), mirrored walls and black light. The bar area is lined with TV's end to end so there's always some sports event to watch even if it's a foreign soccer game or Sportscenter highlights. They keep the music (house system, no DJ) down to a reasonable level which I LOVE. I can't stand being in a club with music so loud that I have to scream to talk to the person next to me and the bass is rattling my teeth. Place is a little dated but very clean with ice cold beer and a mellow atmosphere. There's never more than a handful of patrons during the day. Most I've ever seen there during the day is may 8 customers.

The girls here are pretty hot. I have seen a couple of legitimate smoke shows (solid 9) and a couple of older fuglies (like a 4), but this place has a steady stream of solid 7's to 8's which makes up most of the crew. This place is 100% Brazilian, never seen any other ethnicity here except Brazilian girls. One time I caught the attention of a pure white-skinned brunette with blue eyes and she roped me into asking her what I "thought she was". I said Russian and she and the girl next to her started cracking up and high fiving because she was Brazilian yet every customer thinks she's Russian. All the girls are very friendly and always seem to be in a good mood. Most will sit with you if you offer them a drink, or will straight up approach you to sit if they are not busy. They like to chat and a lot of them will offer a massage to warm up to you before trying to coax you into visiting the LD room in the back. The daytime bartender is an absolute sweetheart and very quick/reliable with the drinks.

This place definitely falls on the cheaper end of what you'll lay out to have a good time at a strip club. I believe beers are $6 and are always ice cold. Mixed drinks can be upwards of $10, I don't order them but I've bought drinks for girls. This is probably on par with most other bars but the rest of the experience is very budget friendly. The dollar parade is not bad at all. Usually only one girl at a time does the rounds behind the bar and will stop and chat with patrons which slows the dollar parade significantly. I have been places where it's literally non-stop with 4 to 5 girls lined up running through bar crowd multiple times in mere minutes, but Clancy's isn't like that at all. It's just chill overall. As I mentioned earlier you can either get the attention of a girl behind the bar working the dollar parade and ask her to sit or just wait and eventually a girl will ask if she can sit next to you. I'll usually buy her a drink, tip her a few bucks to enjoy a massage for a bit, which usually leads to her subtly working her hand towards my crotch. Once that happens she'll ask to go for a dance and then its off to the lap dance room. I have read reviews on other sites from guys saying extras are available here via some private room or office upstairs but I have never been offered that. However, I can vouch that it is every dancer's mission in this place to make sure you cum in the lap dance room. Unfortunately, you're going to cum in your pants but every girl I have ever taken in the LD room has given me a over-the-pants handjob. I've never asked, never been given a menu. They start the dance and halfway between the first song her tits are out and she's rubbing your crotch and whispering in your ear asking if it feels good. I've asked if I can whip it out and they all say no because there's cameras, yet they all take their tits out and lower the bottoms and allow full roaming/touching, and most have popped a tit in my mouth during the deed. Every time the girl would see or feel me tense up, knowing I'm close, and go even harder and faster, telling to cum for her which I ultimately surrender to, forcing me to do the crab walk into the bathroom to swab out my underwear. Best part is they will do this for the price of the dances ($20/song) plus a little tip. If I nut after 3 songs I'll give $80. If it's after 4 songs I'll give $100, and so on. Afterwards I'll return to my seat at the bar and am usually re-joined by the same girl who just milked my cock in the LD room for some more massage and small talk.