Good night at Deans

I arrived almost blackout drunk to Deans Gold at about 2am on a saturday. Immediately after paying my cover I have to piss. I ask security and he shows me a bathroom to the left of the main room which seems to be used by both strippers and club goers. I then stumble inside to paradise. Decently sized and well maintained, there was also loads of seats available. Usually at strip clubs I've found you have to stand around unless you pay for VIP. The DJ was pretty average, most clubs in Miami play pretty much the same music. The dancers here are 95% beautiful. Unfortunately for me the first to approach me was in the 5%. Older and jaded, barely speaking english, she insists that we go to back for a private dance and starts grabbing my dick. I say I need to minute to chill as I've just arrived and go grab a drink and sit down. She doesn't take the hint and follows to the table. Thankfully after a few minutes of small talk, her much younger and very attractive friend comes to sit down next to us. She is fluent in english and seems to actually be able to engage in conversation. I get a dance from her to show I'm interested and she sticks around after as I buy drinks and we talk. After like 30 minutes of this I say fuck it and ask how much for a private dance. She says something like $8-900 which I say I'm flat out not paying. Eventually we get to around $500 and she takes me to the back. I have to give some cash to a guy at a desk for the room and tip the security to fuck off. I'm not gonna go into full detail what happens next but it's pretty obvious.(yes i wore i condom for the bj and sex).