Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

PH - Keep getting disappointed with the hype

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ah1974
Jan 12, 2024, 3:34 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

The basics remain the same as have been described in all the prior reviews. To summarize once again - easy access from highway with ample safe parking, small building reminding us of the 80s, rectangular stage, crummy rest room and average to lame stage dances. Nto change to pricing $10 gets you a drink and no entry fee if you show up before 5pm. LD's costs are still $30/dance plus tips which used to be optional but are increasingly required/asked for based upon the dancer.

 

Against common wisdom, I decided to venture out on in late afternoon / early evening on a Friday hoping to catch the most in demand ladies. Beware it's possibly the worst time to show up as the day shift was slowly starting to leave and/or heavily booked with long time patrons and the evening shift was slowly starting to show up. There were no new faces that I recollected. Met Mercedes and was exactly as described extremely talkative, real eye candy and a sucker of $1 bills. Infact, she easily chewed up $5-7 in a few mins she talked with me but it was worth it given that she was very willing to let my hands roam out for those bills. I was extremely tempted for get an LD but she made it very clear that it will be premium over the top dollars for standard PH services. Next came Luna, she was a good talker but given her reputation I took a pass. The granny old lot was there i.e. Kayani/Cayenne, Suzie and couple others that did'nt inspire anything. I handed them a couple $ and waited / rather hoped for someone better to show up. Sharon seemed hot but she seem to only hang out with her long time patrons and was'nt available. Same was the case with Erica. Infact Erica did'nt moved at all from her stool the whole time I was there. I did'nt see her go for a dance with any other patron except for the one she was with the whole time. Does anybody has a inside scoop on how to get a dance from her or whether it's worth it at all? There was one inspiring stage dancer not sure if it's Leah .. white skinned blonde .. but she was scooped up by another patron for multiple LD's. There were a few other ladies I'm forgetting their names but their bodies did'nt registered my interest. I spent perhaps around 2 hrs, finished my drinks and threw in the towel. Perhaps PH have some hidden gems / ladies keeping it popular and afloat but none of the stars seemed to have collided on my visit. YMMV

 

 

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