I wish I spoke better Spanish
I went to Gentlemen's Club on a whim on a Friday afternoon. About 5 years ago this club was a favorite, now I stop by about once per month. The club is located in a crappy strip mall just off 77. There is a fair amount of redevelopment going on around it, so it makes one wonder how long this strip mall will survive. Parking is easy and appears safe during the day. There are a few questionable characters walking through the parking lot.
You enter into a vestibule where the manager is usually standing, but no cover during the day. From there you enter the club which is large and open. To the right after you enter is a small bar which has no bar stools. To the left are the dance areas. Straight ahead and down a step is a larger sitting area, the DJ and the main stage. The men's room is behind the entrance and is fine.
Usually you are greeted by Gigi, a very thin 40 y.o. blonde dancer frequently wearing a fur coat. Gigi was not present on Friday. I counted 7 dancers and 5 customers which is a crowd during the day for this club. I did not get a drink, but I think a mixed drink is about $10. I talked to two dancers who I have not seen before, but waived me over. Talked may be a stretch, they told me that they were cuban and asked for a dance. Very little communication beyond that, since my spanish is weak and so was their English. I would say they were both close to 30 and a 7 on looks and body. There was another table of two dancers who were younger, but they seemed to pay little attention to me. I saw another dancer who I have had decent dances from in the past and went to her. She claims to be from a South American country and her English is only slightly better than the two Cubans. I have seen her for at least the past 9 months, so she clearly is not taking ESL classes. Nevertheless she is cute, is slightly curvy but sexy and gives a decent grind with a bit of otp stick shifting. I went for 2 dances, they were as remembered and I gave her $80. No offer of change. I really would have given her the extra $10 as a tip anyway, but I would at least like the offer (dancers are $35 each is a fairly open area but slightly separated from the main club).
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