TOFTT in the Wild(z)

Kind of can’t believe I am writing this one… but was staying in Bellefonte and had two choices - End Zone, or drive up into the “PA Wilds” to check out Rebelz Club. There’s nothing reviewed in the past several years, and a Google search offers very little other than they were recently sued because the previous owner was skimming tips.

This is a BYOB, full nude club. Took a bottle (they literally permit anything, including kegs). Plug this one into your GPS and look out for Elk. Seriously. This one is that far out. Gravel lot - mostly empty but a few big old pickup trucks, expect for two teenagers that asked me if I was their math teacher - shit you not.

Walked in, cover was $15, believe. Got a stack of ones and picked a seat. The stage is huge - almost the entire warehouse/cabin style building with all the seats around the perimeter and a few along the back wall where three or four likely regulars had a 30 pack cube on ice. I didn’t dare sit in front of them to block the view, even though that would be the best seat.