Mediocrity is king

This is the best place on the island, but that's not saying much. I did enjoy myself here, but will elaborate so you can decide whether or not it's worth your money. I'll also provide some comparisons to other clubs throughout, but won't spam the same review for every club. This was the best club so will provide a detailed review here for this club only, and comment on the others a little just so you know about them.

I visited this club twice on the same trip, and the first time was better (it was a Saturday the first time, Monday the second if memory serves). For a weekend during the early summer, compared to big cities like Miami, this place was not very busy. Maybe 10 women and ten men around 10 pm. But roughly half the women were fairly attractive, and two of the maybe ten I saw were VERY attractive. Not bad. There are two stages, one minor stage in the back near the door and one major stage in the center, but it's just one large room. This is the second-nicest interior of the four places I've visited. Club 939 is nicer, Hawaii by Night is kinda dumpy, and Ballerinas (next door) is nice but super tiny and a little claustrophobic.

For lap dances, they offered three-for-$100 deals, or a "bottle deal" for $400, but I was able to get that down to $350. If you do the bottle deal, the dance lasts as long as the alcohol does, and they will try to get you to drink it quickly. There are no private rooms in this place, just three large booths in the back. I did the bottle deal both days, plus one of the three for 100. IMO, doing multiple three for 100 is better, because you know exactly what you're getting and there is no pressure on the girl to try to drown the bottle, which I think hurts both the her attention and motivation. So why did I do the bottle deal twice? Because the first time was very, very good.