Disappointed to say the least - Review of Clancy's Pub • 144 Broughton Ave Bloomfield, NJ 07003

Went for some fun on a random Saturday evening. Located in arguably one of the safest zones a venue like this could be. You have 2 entrances. The back door and front door. Music could be heard from the outside. Outdoor covers this place real good. It’s so residential that a party was going on next door and I’m sure they didn’t even notice the pub. Anyways you enter and as a casual in this bar you know it’s one of the only bars or pubs in NJ ran by LE so it’s safe asf they even have LE as security in full uniform run in once in a while. I think it’s probably mafia related or something. Anyways back to the review, you enter and boy has the talent dropped off really bad. Usually the summer time is best when you get FOB because the Fall and the winter you get the vets who are piss bad. They’re ran through woman who honestly put me to sleep. Usually ALL Brazilian. A Central American here and there. Terrible place for casuals. You can find GEMS and diamonds in the rough once in a while but if you’re a casual then it’s the same old boring thing. The best part of this club are actually the patrons. They’re incredibly respectful if you hit on their girl. I’d have the patrons a 10. In other clubs, they’d look at you with hate. Here they’re just smooth with it. Most of the patrons here are filthy rich but obviously don’t dress like it. You have your typical Hispanic warehouse workers who just go to drink, be on their phone, be in agony with their life and participate exclusively in the dollar parade while being anti-social with everyone else. These guys I think are pimps. Anyways, the other patrons you have longtime vets like Skippy. Oh good old skippy, the rich guys of Bloomfield, the powerful men in the city all sucking and kissing the Brazilians. Then you have a typical professional workers or hood guys but only a couple. The women there I’d rate a 1. They’re not going to approach you unless you approach them. Also, they are not that hot. They’re your typical next door girl. There are hidden gems. Just not casually. I had a session LD with a dominican who was hot but she had BBL. They also now offer VIP upstairs. I also had a Colombian. Solid LD but not what it used to be back in the summer. Hopefully talent gets better. Usually every late summer this place has GEMS ON GEMS ON GEMS FOB. Spent about $100 in total. Not going back for sure probably forever. It’s just not reliable and could be a waste of time.