Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48124

Monday not so fun day

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audioslave233
Dec 9, 2023, 7:50 PM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

The good. No cover during the day. No smoking in the club. No valet, the parking lot is self park. The club is relatively small, with the bar occupying one wall to the right when you walk in. The stage is a small, kinda of narrow rectangular strip. It is hard to imagine more then two dancers at one time.

 

The bad. I was there 20 minutes and not one waitress stopped by the table I was sitting at to take my order. Two dancers stopped by, but both were unattractive and too heavy for me.

 

The ugly. Sorry, but the crew they had displayed was bad. 11-12 girls walking around, and the best was Kitty, a 6-7. Spoke to her, she wanted $180 for her top level of service, which is not the full monty. I countered with $100, she would not take it. Most of the dancers were out of shape, overweight and just unattractive. I saw Sandra, who gets a lot of attention on another board, but for the life of me, I can not understand why. She has huge knockers, but her ass is so big, and disproportionate, she sways like a building during an earthquake when she walks.

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