Smelly, Hot Inside, Mediocre Girls, Horrible Dancing

My husband and I went to this club twice. Once, we walked in and no one approach us for an hour, so we left. I know some dancers don’t like couples, but we always bring a couple hundred to spend, and we’re clean, young people. We tried again one more time. The dancers ranged widely in looks (not in a good way). The stage sets were…. Interesting. I’m not sure I would call some of it pole dancing, or even dancing, but to each their own. I love strip clubs for many reasons, but I truly appreciate the effort and skill that goes into the performance. This club was not it. One girl sat and just looked around most of her stage set, while wearing a dirty white tank top. Very strange.

We got one dance from a really sweet girl. It was horrible though, she kept bouncing weirdly. She was very nice though (personality). I touched her leg and immediately got threatened to get kicked out by security. Apparently they watch the dances on security cameras, extremely close. It was so awkward, I just apologized profusely. The dancer apologized as soon as he left saying they’re cracking down on dancer safety. She said she didn’t mind and I wasn’t making her uncomfortable, she’s sorry he freaked out over me barely touching her thigh. We left after that. Way too awkward and I promise I don’t go for extras, to be a creep, or make people uncomfortable.

Also both times it smelled of BO and was hot inside.