First time at mirage, will be back

Stopped into Mirage after having heard about from a stripper with which I am close friends with since I do her taxes (yes they do taxes lol). She’s been interested in jumping ship to this place and has been chewing my ear off about how pretty the women are and how nice of a place it was… boy was she wrong.

First off, most if not all women here are surgically enhanced, not in a dainty sexy way but in a ridiculous disproportionate, poorly done, rock hard kind of way. From huge fake lips to boxy butts I was put off by most of what I saw upon walking in. NYC has a bunch of latina FH’s from which I get pictures of on a daily basis and the women here looked very similar.

Bartenders while cute were very dry and business like. I’m not the biggest soender but I do try to tip well and I honestly felt that I could have tipped a buck instead and they would have been indifferent, maybe it was the day of the week or just a bad day but I came for the strippers not the bartenders.