Players Club
Closed
4000 N PanAm Expy San Antonio, TX 78219

Disappointing at absolute best; atrocious at worst.

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bbrodriguez
Nov 12, 2023, 4:31 PM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Hadn't been to the place in years, since it was the Paradise Club. I got there about 4pm looking to kill time in the general vicinity. It’s byob, but I chose not to bring anything.

 

No one was at the door for payment, but some manatee came to collect $20 cover. I should have left right then, but was hoping things would pick up soon. There was only one dancer, who was middling at best. She did have a nice personality. I paid a “discounted” $10 for “VIP” access, and the mileage was high back there. $20 per dance with lots of liberty to explore. The “DJ” was a radio. The VIP area was somewhat private, especially if no other customers were back there. Depending on the dancer and the crowd, I’m sure more options could be on the menu. The bathroom was rank and the soap dispensers empty. I recommend scouting before committing, or to simply steer clear. It was a seedy, disgusting club. But, I myself, am seedy and disgusting. Most men will be instantly and thoroughly revolted.

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