return to the Purple Orchid
i hadnt been to the PO for over a year, but it used to be a pretty reliable place for no holds barrred strip club action. Its on the nicer side for a dive bar without any gentleman's club pretension. There is probably room for about 40 people around square bar with a stage like an island in the middle, but during afternoons and weekday early evenings I seldom see more than 5 or 6 other guys there. Beers are $6 or $7.
The dancers at the PO are 95% AA and a good mix of shapes and sizes -- something for everyone I guess. The challenge is to find the personality you like combined with the physical attributes you like, but I have to say, whether it is planned or not there is always a lot of variety. The strip shows also vary. Some are sexy, some althletic, some just shuffle their feet. Also its not unusual for a dancer to go full nude or at least flash from the stage.
On this visit i met a dancer i knew from Atlantis and we spent quite a while reminiscing about about the old days and who was still around etc. it was very friendly and not the usual hustle with handshake and indecent propostions and eventually she got up to excuse herself and go make the rounds, so i suggested doing a dance for old time sake and she enthusiastically agreed. PO has a shared dance room with $20/4 minute dances and two private rooms with $30/ 4 minute dances. We took a private room and she wasted no time stripping nude and making sure i was comfortably as well. The lap dance progressed to bbbj and she turned sideways to give me access to the V where she was super wet. Next thing I know she announces she wants to fuck and hops on raw. I freaked for a few seconds, but god, it felt good. It didnt take me long before i was ready to blow so i pushed her off and started stroking myself, but she wouldnt let things end like that and hopped back on to take my load in her mouth. Easy cleanup for me at least. She spit in the trashcan. Oh well it was still pretty hot. Sorry this is probably too explicit. Just kidding none of this happened. ;)
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