Two Nights at the Shady Lady

I was in KC again for work. On previous visits, I've been to both Temptations and Bazookas but neither one has alcohol and I really wanted a drink. I saw that this place does, and decided to give it a shot. Unlike the other two, it's not walkable from power and light, but it was a super short $5 Uber ride. I arrived Sunday night about 12:30am and stayed till about 2am. Just FYI, the Chiefs had played a home game in the late afternoon time slot. There was a big lot across the street so I doubt parking is an issue. Cover was $20 at the door and the place was PACKED. Probably 75-100 patrons of which at least 20 were civilian women, maybe 25ish girls working. The vast majority of the crowd was in red Chiefs attire so the game undoubtedly contributed to the crowd. I also visited on Monday night maybe 8pm - 10pm and there were at most 10 patrons. Probably 10-15 girls working on the Monday night.

When you walk in, the bar is along the left side, small stage to the right, large stage in the back. The larger stage was not in use either night. Plenty of tables and chairs spread around. The private lap dance room was on the right hand wall, probably 8 chairs. The beaded curtain gives a tiny bit of privacy from the main room, but not much. Beers were a reasonable $8 with tip. I did not buy a dancer drink so not sure what they go for.

The vast majority of the girls were white with a couple of Latinas and one or two women of color. I would peg the attractiveness at 6-8, with only a couple of outliers below the scale. Girls pick their own music from the jukebox and were doing two song sets on stage. Even on Monday night when it was slow, the stage was always in use. All of the girls got topless by the second song. Ass and titty contact is welcome at the stage. Standing next to the stage with some dollars will get you a bump and grind and maybe some tits in the face.