Apparently I’m in the wrong profession

Came in on a random Thursday night after not being able to find parking at Synn. $20 to get in and after checking the roll call sheet I see that Viper and Mindy are in. Just so we get this out of the way Thursdays are 30 minutes for $140 and buy 2 get two dances. I think the rhino room was $220 for 20 minutes but I only do rhino rooms with one girl.

When I was in I see Tiny on stage and sit down and tip her during her set. After going to the rest room and settling down they announce the 2-4-2 and Tiny approaches me and asked if I wanted to partake. This is where I fucked up…she asked if I wanted to do a 2-4-2 but my dumb assented to do a VIP (should’ve waited for Mindy or Viper but I’m stupid). We get to the back for the VIP and it was top 5 worst dances. There was very little contact as far as lap dances go. However she must’ve thought she was having a gynecological exam because this girl kept her coochie (coochie is funny to me bear with me) her coochie in my face for 20 minutes of the dance. Proceeds to spread her coochie open to the point where If there was more lighting I could probably see her cervix. I heard of girls busting it wide open but this was some next level shit. Nice view of her butthole too but damn the view and the pulsating of the coochie was a lil bit different and not what I’m into. She would get it really close to my face and I don’t know if she was expecting me to do something or not. I know some guys would’ve took that as a sign to do a lil daty but that’s not my thing when getting a VIP. Anyway dance ends, I tip her and rush out of there. Mindy approaches me later in the night but she sounded like she may have been a little sick or congested. I decide to wait until her next visit to California to see her. We exchange info and I take my tired ass home around 1 am.