Ended a stripclub drought
I hadn't been to a strip club at all in months and was jonesing for some eye candy, so I made the trip to Secrets on a Saturday night. The parking lot was pretty full, and as stated in previous reviews it can be a little tight to get around in. I went in the club, got patted down, and paid my ten bucks to enter. The club wasn't as packed as the parking lot had suggested it would be, so I easily found a seat. Upon entering, the couch and private dance areas are to your left, the main club to your right. The bar is immediately to your left in the main room, running most of the length of the room. The stage runs through the center of the room, with seating all around. There are some pool tables in the corner opposite the entrance, and I heard the DJ announce that you pay for pool table time at the main bar. More on the DJ later. The restrooms are in the far corner past the bar. As usual, I never drink and drive so I cannot comment on drink prices aside from a red bull for four bucks.
After sitting and scoping out the talent for a few minutes, the DJ announced a two for one, and called all the girls to the stage. I have no use for the trinkets they hand out (does anyone) but this always allows for a quick look at all the girls in the club and gives a general idea of which ones I might be interested in getting dances from. Sadly, out of about fifteen girls that walked across the stage, only two caught my eye. The girls were about a third black, a third white, and a few mixed girls. The DJ gets out of his booth and walks around the club, literally greeting every patron personally, and he is a character. If he thinks someone needs some company, he will send a girl to them, which could be a bad thing if she isn't my type.
I eventually caught up with the girl that looked the best to me and did a two for one, and then later got three more dances from her at the regular price of twenty five each. The dances were decent but not inspiring, she asked me to go to the private booths but I wasn't convinced and declined. I did note the prices, and I think they have gone up to 200 for fifteen minutes and 400 for thirty, I am certain they were 150 and 300 respectively the last time I was there. I did not notice how much the more private soundproof booth was, it previously was 400 for half an hour. All in all, a relaxing evening but nothing worth returning for anytime soon, I left after my three dances. This was once a pretty awesome town for stripclubs, and even right up to covid I could find a girl to give me awesome lap dances in this club. Those days appear to be over. Any questions or constructive criticism, hit me up in the comments.
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