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Tuesday morning

Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108
Went in late morning on a Tuesday - entry was $11 or $16 (I can't remember) and comes with a soda or other non alcoholic drink - the club lay out is pretty well known, but there are two stages, only one was in use bc there were only 2-3 girls there. The club as always was super dark - took a minute for my eyes to adjust. The main stage has a large sitting area, in the back corner on the right are the lap dance booths - very private, esp during the day when traffic is light. In the back left is a hallway with private rooms if you need more privacy and don't mind paying a premium. I had gone in with the hope of having some quick fun. I was approached pretty much the moment I sat down - this is very typical of this club. There weren't a ton of options and the AA girl who approached me made it clear she was down for the sort of fun I was looking for. She was fit, with some stretching on her tummy, but in the dark it wasn't too noticeable. After a quick "getting to know you" dance she got down to business - no need for any extra privacy as there was only one other patron in at the time. She blew me away, and got the job done with gusto. I settled up, hit the bathroom and was on my way. Definitely have had better success here during the daytime, early afternoons and late mornings - not a lot of 10s that time of day, but the no nonsense efficiency definitely has value to me.