Parking: Free
Cover: $10, I think it's $40-50 for 18-21yr olds.
Drinks: Beers around 8, Cocktails around 14 or more for premium liquors
Dances: $25/song
Rooms: $50/15 minutes to the house, girls want $200-300 typically with outliers on either end
Arrived around 10 or 11, stayed until around 1 or 2 if memory serves. Ample parking, but a bit of an awkward lot that leaves you a bit concerned someone's gonna hit you in the lot. No charge to park. Inside there's a girl there to collect the $10 cover. They do admit 18yr olds too, with a higher cover. They're made to wear a bright colored shirt to prevent underage drinking. Both this visit and the last time I was there, I happened to walk in right behind younger customers who were putting on their shirts. There was a security guy around, alternating between patrolling the parking lot and doing pat downs/wanting at entry. He seemed a bit selective, if you looked harmless you got a pretty light inspection. After that, through the curtains and into the club.
The layout is awkward. They have the typical seating options, a bar, tables, booths. It's not worth detailing, just know its a little weird. And know that the low ceiling means there are some seats that are close to the AC vents and can be cold, especially for a nearly naked stripper who may be sitting near you. The DJ is unremarkable, which is a good thing in my book. The bar & wait staff are fine, bartenders friendly but not overly focused on chatting at the expense of leaving customers without drinks. They might pause for a second to pose for IG, but again it's not obnoxious like some of the bartenders down at BT can be with their 30 minute photo sessions. Drink prices have risen a bit recently I think, and many of them aren't even dollar amounts. I find that annoying, as in my opinion coins have no place in a strip club. It puts the waitress in a no-win position, she gives me my coins for change & I'm annoyed or she keeps it and I feel like she's stealing. At the bar, its just annoying.
The dancers. Largely unremarkable. I was here a few times last year and there were some genuine hotties, easy 8's or maybe 9's if they were your type. Lately though, they're 7's with a maybe 8 if she's your type. The bulk of them are 6's. More English speakers than Miami & Broward, but often limited and quite few not at all. I'd guess around 30-35 total, although they seemed to be trickling in all the way till midnight or so. They have 2 stages, but mostly just use the main one. And the girls don't do much mingling, they'll huddle together at tables or sit with regulars. So its hard to see the full lineup and hard to get a girls attention if you spot something you like. You certainly can't be passive and wait for them to approach you or go on stage. I was there for hours and there were a number of girls who didn't go on stage at all while I was there. They did 3 songs sets, clothed, topless, nude most of the night. Towards 1 or so they added the 2nd stage behind the bar and girls did 2 songs on each, clothed on the first 2 and then topless/nude on the main stage.
Dances themselves were kinda meh too. I found a girl who was my type, a high 7 probably. We did a few $25 dances, maybe 3. I won't say the dances were lame, but they were about the same as the $10 barside dances down in Pompano. They were done in communal lap dance area as is typical, but the girl was clearly holding back in an attempt to sell a room instead of trying to sell more dances. I found this common the last time I was here too. I spoke to a few other girls as well, all seemed pretty friendly and asked to join me rather than just plopping down and having to be pushed away. They mostly engaged in chit chat beyond the typical "are you from around here, wanna dance? but of course there were some "wanna dance" drive by's. All the girls I spoke to for any time offered rooms. Most started at 300 for 15 minutes, nearly all dropped down to 250 almost immediately and a couple went down to 200 total. I wasn't negotiating or haggling, I just let them make their pitch and declined. I didn't do a room on this visit, but I have in the past on a few occasions. The rooms are what you'd expect, no issues with the girls not delivering on their promises.
I like the vibe here, I don't like the slow rotation and lack of circulation. I find the talent to be lacking, although not nearly as awful as it has been in years past. I also don't like the dance quality, the way they limit to encourage rooms is a turnoff. Overall, I'd recommend this place only if you plan to do a room and don't mind sacrificing looks a bit. Dancer quality and dance quality at Cheetah is better, but rooms are a good bit more expensive over there.
Note to adjudicators: Please reject the copy of this review submitted for Gold Club - not sure how I fucked that up, this is for Ultra
