Club Risque Northeast
5921 Tacony St Philadelphia, PA 19135

Not even Bruce Springsteen walks these streets anymore

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Oct 1, 2023, 4:20 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Philadelphia, PA. In the Northeast on Tacony street. Although not far from the infamously FUBAR Kensington area, this part of Philly really isn't that bad. Although while it is north physically it's the northEAST, not NORTH philadelphia which is the rough part. This is more the blue collar/working class part of Philly, probably going even way back to the revolution days. Anyway it's right off I-95. There's was a shooting in the parking lot here a couple years ago. Drive up, parking lot seemed tight, I just parked on the street to the right of the club. Walk up, two black dudes out front, pat down, and the cover is $20 on this night, they told me due to the UFC fight. Walk in.

 

Layout, is a big square bar. Stage and bartender inside. One girl up at a time. Tip parade inside. Lap dances are $20 a song. Customers looked like a few groups of hispanic dudes. And some older white and black dudes going solo. I was here when it was just getting going. Around 9ish the bar was almost full so it might be tough getting a seat later on a night. BTW when I got there, there was no bartender for like 6 songs, idk what the fuck that was all about.

 

Dancers. I thought the lineup was rough to be honest. I would say it was mostly black with a few white girls. I didn't see any hispanic. Lineup skewed more chunky side. 20's and 30's age range. About 9 girls when I was there, way more customers then girls. Maybe 4-6 range. There was ONE girl who I thought was way beyond that, nice tits and ass, I won't describe her past that cause what I'm about to say is sort of mean (but then again I still think she was the hottest girl in the club regardless) but when I talked to her she just gave some tranny vibes. I wasn't sure. But with that body there's no way. I was like 98% sure that was a girl, can't be a dude impossible. But voice was little off. I said I would get lap dances and she said later on when she gets free she was sitting with a customer. But I'm sitting here as a slave to the tip parade from these COWS waiting on a girl who I'm not even 100% sure is a woman. She had a great rack, ass. But then again those Maury episodes where you would guess man or woman I always lost that shit, they always got me. Look I'll get dances with an outside chance at a possible tranny but I ain't gonna WAIT to get dances with a very low chance at a possible tranny. At the end of the day I said fuck this why I'm even having this debate and I left.

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