5th Ave. Sports Bar
138 5th Ave Paterson, NJ 07524

Disappointing time

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Youngatheart2
Sep 29, 2023, 1:04 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Finally made it back to 5th Ave after a couple of months. Nothing has changed with regards to layout. Walk in with bar to the right, a short L shape with a couple of tables off to the left. Once in a while a girl will walk behind the bar to collect a tip but rarely is anyone actually dancing. Don't even recall a pole! Girls are no beauties, mostly 4-6s but sometimes you get a 7-8. None speak English - not that it ever really matters lol

Anyway I gotta say I used to love this place but the last two times I've been there, it's been pretty lousy. I walk in, sit at the bar, order a beer ($6?) and wait for someone to come by to say hello. First time there were at least 8-10 girls working, maybe half of them on their phones and not a single girl stopped by! Drank my beer and left.

Second time, basically the same thing except after almost finishing my beer this truly fugly girl stopped and smiled but even in my most drunken state would I go back with her.

So no dances. No firm handshakes at the bar. Nothing.

Decided to head to the hitching post to at least look at some beautiful women. I'll go back and try again but my expectations are now much lower.

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