Expected fun, got disappointed and choked.

Got there around 11 and parked. First thing I noticed was the parking lot was well-lit, but there were faint parking lines. No biggie, I walked in and paid the $5 cover. I noticed the ratio was 3/1 (20+ guests, 6-7 girls). Not a deal-breaker. I got a beer ($7) and walked around.

The stage had 1 dancer and 1 patron. Clearly this was a slow night overall. I got a good look around, and I realized that except for the girl on the stage, every girl was either on their phones or talking amongst each other. I sat down, and got approached immediately by a woman in her late 30s/early 40s. She was Portuguese, and I don't remember her name (I'm terrible with names). She was friendly, and I politely declined a dance because I wanted to settle in first. Minutes later, I got approaced by a Brazilian dancer, also mid 30s. I still wasn't ready for a dance or anything, but she didn't push it.

At this point I wanted to use the restroom. To my suprise, there were no doors on the stalls. I've only been to 3 clubs before, so maybe it's rare that there are stall doors, but this was a shock to me.