This was my chosen night to...

This was my chosen night to hit some of the Memphis clubs since the big "sting". What a disappointment! I arrived at Christie's at 10:40PM, Monday evening, January 8, 2007. Paid my $6 cover and ordered a $5 Red Bull at the bar. I noticed 10 customers and 6 dancers, ranging in appearance from 6 to 8. I was approached by a former Tunica Cabaret dancer (7), who now goes by the stage name of Jersey.

I tipped her during her stage performance and she returned to a table I sat at. She offered me LDs at $20 and I accepted. She did some outside the pants stroking on Mr Happy to get me ready. She said since she was new at the club, she wanted to check on LD prices. She came back and informed me that LDs ran $30 or 2fer $50. I said that was too much, as my last visits here, the LDs always ran $20. She said she would do them for $20.

We proceeded upstairs where noone else was there, except a security dude. We waited for a song to finish and she started on the next song. The LD was very mechanical and unimpressive, so I said one LD was enough. She said she would do better on the second one, so I gave her another chance. The second LD wasn't much better, and security kept a close eye on us. We finished and returned downstairs, where I finished off my Red Bull and departed at 11:20PM.