Stranger Than Fiction: Navel empire Atlantis, better known as "4-to-6's"

200+ reviewers can't be all wrong. Turns out they were right..

This is an older joint where it's downright impossible to walk away scoreless. One of the primary reasons appears to be a complete shortage of hot women.

I arrived on a Thursday night about 10:00PM. The place is flanked by self-storage, tireshops, vet clinic--nothing open, nothing dangerous, but also nothing to cover your tracks. I had my Uber drop me off at Rudy's Sports Bar down the street because I'm a total pussy.