Not that much fun on a Tuesday

Just to get to basics out the way. Its 20 to get in, sometimes they have deals on instagram for free entry on the slower nights. 7 bucks for a drink, free refills. Outside rung of seats where you can sit for free, inside ring on seats where you can pay dollars. But its the same seats. Make the seats in the front row bigger and more comfortable. 30 for a 5 minute lap dance, 140 for 15 in the vip, 240 for 30, no extras.

If youve been to The Rama, you know what it is. Low energy, chill place to spend some time and stare at some titties. Gotta admit, I was not a fan of the lineup that was working on this particular evening. Place was pretty empty, girls were pretty lazy and sitting on their phones most of the evening. This place is in need of some new talent. Or find all the old strippers who used to work here and make them come out of retirement. Im not into insulting these girls, but one of them in particular was especially ugly. She was even dancing with the cooch out and you could easily see her tampon string hanging out. Some of them were drunk. My penis was not excited. I ended up getting a dance with one of the latina girls whose name i dont remember, but she had some excellent boobies. That was a good time, but nothing else here really was. The rama is slipping.