Orlando Clubs: Do Yourself a Favor and Look Elsewhere

I was getting the itch and it was unfortunately too late to make the drive to Tampa or Cocoa, so I decided to give Dancer's Royale a try. I parked myself, but still paid twenty to the Valet. Got the pat down from the security guard. The club has an urban club feel to it and it was absolutely packed. Standing room only and very crowded.

I didn't bother with getting a drink. The bar tenders were cute and I thought Sasha was hot, personable blonde. Over 10 dancers on but getting their attention in this mob was a challenge in its own right. I met with, I'll call her Vegas, cute fake red hair with a slender build was fun. 20 dollars for a wristband to get into the lap dance area. Dances are 30 dollars each and most expect a tip on top of that. The VIP is 300 for 30 with tip on top of that and 600 for an hour. From what I gather, the VIP didn't seem worth dropping that kind of cash. Also tried pitching OTC for 2K and hour, which I couldn't take seriously. Ginger was highly recommended, cute red head with a great ass, I was trying to get a dance with her, but she spent her night in the VIP for hours and the opportunity never presented itself. Lap dance had ok contact, but was nothing special.

I also tried Morgan (or similar M name), said she said she has been dancing since April, gave a pseudo air dance that I wasn't feeling, paid her for a couple dances and tipped and that was the end of that.