Same Ol Keeders

Ok, passed through and I don’t know why I stopped, but I did. This place hasn’t changed since I was here last. Might not of even been swept or cleaned. No cover. One dancer, older fixture for 20+ years still the same, still drunk or one something, maybe both. Friendly, willing, but risky. We’ll leave the judgement up to you. Other dancer also older, very showy, sober, but not my type. Bartender must be having bad day or just in a mood. Two other local patrons. Dancers go on stage when they want to, providing you tip. Usually try to suck $2 out of you for juke box as well. Songs are full length needless to say since it’s a juke. Private dances $23. Really they are $20 but ladies always charge $23 to cover bar fine. Private area behind some needs, full view of pool table, on old beat up furniture. Bathroom downstairs, kind of like taking a leek as a kid in smelly basement sump with no ventilation. It’s functional and rates slightly higher than an outhouse. On a positive note, drinks are still cheap and reasonable. My drink was just $3. If you like slumming, you’ll love this place. If you like older, sleazy, easy women, might be your place too. Cheap drink or game of pool backdropped by older saggy boobs, definitely your place. However gone are the days of an occasional diamond in the rough. Now it’s just all rough. Take more than a pitching wedge, 2 blue pills (exceeds recommended dose; don’t try it) one for each ball, and a whole lot of close your eyes and pretend visualization to get you putter to stand ready to tap in the hole. In fact, you may want to consider naked alligator wrestling as an alternative. Just saying. The picture of club says all you need to know. What you see on outside is same or better than what you will see on inside.