Angry with Myself After This Visit

Why was I angry with myself.... keep reading till the end to see why. Been going to the PH on and off for nearly 20 years now. Will get the official particulars out of the way that have been listed many times. Cover of $10 (paid to bartender during the day, doorman at night). BYOB bar but only beer and wine, cannot bring hard liquor. Olivers Liquors (now under new management, shame... liked the old owner) is about a quarter mile further south on 130 on the opposite side of the street... is where I like to stop to pick up a few cold ones for my PH visit which generally lasts about an hour. Bar is rectangular shaped with two poles and maybe 60 seats all around. 6 to 8 private rooms ($30 for a 4 minute timed dance) that are about the size of a walk-in closet, with dim lighting and mirrors on the wall. One men's room.... that has FINALLY been updated but only good for taking a leak and washing your hands... anything else, not the place you want to do it. Also, PH is not a great place if you want to hang out, watch the girls and watch a game. They have maybe 6 TV's which aren't that big with not the best viewing angles. PH is a jack shack, nothing more.

Visited on a slow Tuesday afternoon around 2:00. Called their automated number to get the schedule which is generally 80% accurate. I was targeting Nicole who I remember from the Old Red Raven and Ballpark. I knew she would not be as high mileage here as opposed to those two places but based on some reviews, it sounded as if she is looking good and worth a try. She was there that day however was snatched up by a regular I guess and disappeared for most of my time there. Next up on my dance card was hoping to be Erica but again, sat with a regular and then headed to the back, never to be seen again. Ruby was listed on the schedule but I never saw her in the 45 minutes I was there. I was in need of some relief and as luck would have it, this was my first visit in a decade where Cayanne was not there and on vacation... another sure thing off the list.

Just as I was getting ready to leave out walks Andrea who I had a dance with in maybe 2016 or 2017. It was a good dance and did the job but I don't remember it being that memorable. She does her 3 song set, makes great eye contact and smiles and makes a bee line over to me after she gets off stage. She is a 50ish (but looks 5 to 10 years younger) auburn haired, Brazilian milf, that is a sweetheart of a woman.... so pleasant and nice that I thought the dance may not be that good. Boy was I wrong. We head to a private room and before the door can even close, her tongue is in my mouth and our hands are exploring each other like two teenage kids in mom and dad's basement. I am generally not one into kissing strippers, especially in a high mileage club, however I do know that she does have limits and her mouth does not go south of the border so I was okay with the kissing. She is sexy and gets the job done but if I could use one word to describe my encounter with her it would be... sensual... which is not something you experience at the PH or any other club for that matter. Went 3 songs... really like 2 and a minute into #3 and gave her a benny. Left feeling relaxed and satisfied where just 15 minutes prior I was ready to leave frustrated and tense.