Parkway Tropics
814 Lake Michigan Dr NW Grand Rapids, MI 49504

Good time in Bikini Bottom

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Harryderry21
Sep 1, 2023, 3:43 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

In town for business and decided to stop in. I had my doubts knowing that this is a bikini bar, but I decided to bite the bullet and check it out since it was closest to my hotel in GR.

 

Upon entering the bouncer checked my ID and I paid a $5 cover. The bar is to the left of the entrance and is in the shape of a U, separating the pool/game area from the stage and floor. The stage is straight ahead from the entry and has a peninsula that runs through the middle of the room toward the bar.

 

I got a brew $4.75 and sat at the bar to check things out. I was pleasantly surprised by just how many women were dancing, and honestly not a single one was hard on the eyes. While sitting at the bar I had a few dancers come over and talk. They didn’t push me for anything, just were genuinely happy to talk. After spending about 20 minutes chatting with a few of the girls, I went to the floor and sat right side of the stage. Each girl ran a two song rotation, though a few only did one. Tips are given on the stage, but if you sit close enough to the stage the dancers will have you stick your tips in their stockings or bottoms. Bummer they covered all the goods, but the girls knew how to make it worthwhile. A lot of the dancers sit at the bar, but if they see a big tipper they will approach you for a table dance.

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