Don't think I'm coming back anytime soon

So, I swung by Subi's the other week when visiting a friend in Allen Park. It'd been ages since I'd been there, and I was curious to check out what's up these days.

First things first, valet set me back $10 with tip, and there was a $10 cover charge at the door. I snagged a seat at the bar. The joint itself is cozy – you've got the private dance area to the right as you walk in, a stage right in the middle, a bar off to the side, and bathrooms tucked away in the back. Showed up around 9 pm on a Thursday, and the place wasn't exactly buzzing – maybe five customers in total. Energy levels were definitely on the low side.

A couple of girls hit the stage – an WOC and a Latina. Hate to say it, but they didn't really wow me. A young white girl with a head full of black hair followed, but she was too inked up for my liking.