Mid Summer In Phoenix

This place is so hit or miss this time of year. Mid summer Wednesday afternoon and I’m hitting the half full parking lot. Experience here tells me half full means pretty dead inside. This neighborhood is getting better by the year and I felt perfectly safe at noon.

Inside the door and the bouncers are on you immediately with free cover and no ID check. I usually request a table and tip the muscle two bucks. Impressive huh?😂 ordered a Coors light bottle for $6 that I will nurse for three hours. The waitress staff is pretty, friendly, HOT and efficient. Certainly one of the best parts of the club. Most are wearing very skimpy, revealing outfits. If there is nothing worth looking at on stage you always have hot waitresses to stare at.

This is a slow time of year for strippers in the desert. This makes pickings a bit slim some times because it may not be worth their time to show up to work. There is always a good supply of Cubans and I have not really enjoyed any of them. Very mechanical and always with too big of but. My choice is the young spinner but they can be hard to find some days and they tend to be very mechanical and by the book. The more seasoned Caucasian girls are fun to talk to and offer great dances while bending the rules often to the point of “what rules.” Like I said, I like spinners but the seasoned girls will most often give you your moneys worth of fake passion and mileage for your $30 per song private dance.