Average Saturday Night at PH

Decided to try the Penthouse Saturday evening. Arrived at about 10:30 and parked in the lot across the street for $10, you can park directly in front of the club for $20 if space is available. Paid the cover charge of $20 and found a table on the floor near the stage. Decent crowd with most tables occupied but still easy to get around. Roughly 15 or so dancers working. A couple were really attractive and the rest were reasonably attractive but nothing special. That being said, this is probably the best line up you can find in Baltimore.

The set up is comfortable and pretty standard with a main stage, a side stage and an upstairs area with a bar. The later two are only in use when the club is full, typically on weekends. Dancers are generally friendly and approachable. Several stopped by my table and asked if I was interested in having company or a dance. Table side dance (no contact) are available for $30 and there are two lap dance areas. The lower level one is based on a per song price whereas the upstairs area is priced by time. I can’t remember exactly what I was quoted but I think it’s around $40 a song downstairs and $160 for 15 minutes. The dancers push the upstairs rooms which are more private (bouncers are always nearby) and where they can be fully nude. The dances can be pretty decent depending on the girl (limited roaming allowed) but they are strictly by the book.

Overall, the club is comfortable with what may be the best lineup in the area. If you set your expectations correctly it can deliver a perfectly good time.