Working man’s strip club

Every year my wife goes out of town so I took the opportunity to go to the Golden Horseshoe; I wanted something out of the DMV and this was the closest available (no way I’m going to Baltimore).

After an hour ten minute drive out into the middle of nowhere, I found the building with nice, colored outside lighting and ample parking. I went in, security checked my ID I paid my ten dollars. I got a Heineken (no Guinness), and parked my self down at the stage with $300 in my pocket to check out of real life for the next three hours.

Positives: There’s no high pressure sales pitch from the girls for dances; they may mention it but pretty much leave you alone unless you go away from the stage where I saw guys conversing with the girls in a friendly manner but still not going around trying to hustle.