Okay.

The club is three stories tall. They apparently have a nightclub downstairs, but it was not open yet when I got there. They do dances in private rooms on the middle floor. I give the lap dance area a solid A, better than most in Portland, done in mini rooms. The strip club area is on the top floor, with a bar and a stage. Lots of floor space. Not a lot of seats so expect to stand if it gets busy, but lots of standing room.

I went on a Saturday just as they were opening. They waived the cover charge for me, me getting there right when it opened. There were four hardbodies when I first got there, and no other customers. About 10 larger girls showed up about 40 minutes later, only a couple of the larger girls would I describe as grossly fat. Thus, if you like hardbodies, show up right when it opens and you will have them all to yourself for a short period of time, but later they will be diluted out by rotund girls. If you like “thick” girls you will find a lot to like here, but come one hour after opening.

They quoted three dances for $120, which is common for downtown, but then they pressure you to pay the girls’ $10 room fee, and expect a tip after. Thus, I would expect you pay about $150 for three dances. I do not remember what they quoted for a single dance or 15+ minute rooms. The dance I had was two-way contact, I did not push the boundaries to find where the limit was.