An enjoyable visit

Club Risque Bristol is an easy stop. Went on a Tuesday at 9pm, still some daylight remaining. No door attendant, which they usually have at night (they were there when I left, so not sure if there was a cover tonight – past experiences on a mon-wed says no, but things could be different now). About a half dozen customers at the bar when I arrived and nobody on stage. It's a very dimly lit club, so I almost always bump into one of the tables on my way to the bar before my eyes adjust. It's not a fancy place, not a dive.

Anyway, I get a Lager $6 and wait two songs before any dancer appears on stage. There were several dancers milling about, a few on their phones, only two of them were actually with customers. No knock outs. Mix of average white girls of various ages and older thick Brazilians. This club always seems reluctant to call dancers to the stage. It used to be my go to club, but not for several years due to the often prolonged emptiness on stage. I was already thinking about leaving, but I spied N, who I've taken upstairs before. I'd guess she's in her 30s. Average build. White girl. Kind of new age goofy, but skilled and aims to please.

VIP is upstairs. Costs $200 for 30 minutes and a drink for each of you. Tip the bouncer $20, otherwise you'll have to use the no fun room. Tip your girl. Enjoy.